If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Lmao
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Lmao
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WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH
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That’s what you’re supposed to do with your money.
Hes my fav
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Lmfao 😂
St8 getting it
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- Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
- Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
- Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
- Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
- Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
- Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
- Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
- Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
- Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
- Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
- Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
- Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!
Snooping 101:
1. If you’re going to snoop, DON’T get caught!
2. After you’ve found “the juice”, stay calm. Don’t react too soon.
3. Then bring it up subtly in a regular conversation.
- Example: while you guys are out to eat;
“Hey, can I get some water?”…
“Can you pass me the bread?”…
“Who the hell is Jessica?!
1. If you’re going to snoop, DON’T get caught!
2. After you’ve found “the juice”, stay calm. Don’t react too soon.
3. Then bring it up subtly in a regular conversation.
- Example: while you guys are out to eat;
“Hey, can I get some water?”…
“Can you pass me the bread?”…
“Who the hell is Jessica?!
