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thegirlwithcaramelskin:


Oh look, its one of those gifs that you can hear.

These freak me out.

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

Oh look, its one of those gifs that you can hear.

These freak me out.

(via toyaslegs)

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

(via jellyy-beann)

oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear. 

(via jellyy-beann)

crissle:

meridiandreams:

amazingcynic:

baronessvondengler:

glimpseofgoldglitter:

loveistheessenceoflife:

mnlewis33:

classicamericanvirgo:

dan-and-his-hormones:

il-tenore-regina:

leogrigio:

anothervodkastinger:

No joke Joe Biden could seriously get it.

OH. MY. LORD.

HOT DAMN 

Awwwweee

That’s the VP! Well hot damn

WOW!!!

WELL DAMN JOE!

Jill did well for herself….

Wowzer!

He’s always had swagger. Old age only enhanced it. Y’all have seen that mean side-eye and killer smile.

HOLY. SHIT! Damn Joe!

he look like the type who had a black girlfriend in college.

crissle:

meridiandreams:

amazingcynic:

baronessvondengler:

glimpseofgoldglitter:

loveistheessenceoflife:

mnlewis33:

classicamericanvirgo:

dan-and-his-hormones:

il-tenore-regina:

leogrigio:

anothervodkastinger:

No joke Joe Biden could seriously get it.

OH. MY. LORD.

HOT DAMN 

Awwwweee

That’s the VP! Well hot damn

WOW!!!

WELL DAMN JOE!

Jill did well for herself….

Wowzer!

He’s always had swagger. Old age only enhanced it. Y’all have seen that mean side-eye and killer smile.

HOLY. SHIT! Damn Joe!

he look like the type who had a black girlfriend in college.

kimmu88:

jazzumon:

fifty-shadesofgay:

castielsunderpants:

straighttohelvetica:

Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.

NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE REAL PEOPLE EVEN THE ANTAGONISTS THE WOMEN WERE GREAT IT WAS ALL GREAT. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOURE JEWISH, CHRISTIAN, MUSLIM, ATHEIST, WHATEVER ELSE IT DOESNT MATTER ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE AND ITS LITERALLY ONLY 90 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY AND EXPERIENCE THIS HERE JUST CLICK IT LITERALLY IT WILL OPEN IN A NEW TAB GO WATCH. 

also can we point out that none of the characters were white? like damn accurate depictions of Biblical characters

whispers this is one of my all time favourite movies

Lovely movie.

I love this movie

(via xxitsalwayssonni)

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

(Source: fingerblaster113, via xxitsalwayssonni)

whitehouse:

President Obama’s got some advice for Republicans in Congress: Help expand opportunity for more Americans.

(via fairydust-xx)

missjia:

Every single day. Please.

missjia:

Every single day. Please.

thegirlwithcaramelskin:


Oh look, its one of those gifs that you can hear.

These freak me out.

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

Oh look, its one of those gifs that you can hear.

These freak me out.

(via toyaslegs)

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

(via jellyy-beann)

(Source: baptisms, via jellyy-beann)

oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear. 

(via jellyy-beann)

crissle:

meridiandreams:

amazingcynic:

baronessvondengler:

glimpseofgoldglitter:

loveistheessenceoflife:

mnlewis33:

classicamericanvirgo:

dan-and-his-hormones:

il-tenore-regina:

leogrigio:

anothervodkastinger:

No joke Joe Biden could seriously get it.

OH. MY. LORD.

HOT DAMN 

Awwwweee

That’s the VP! Well hot damn

WOW!!!

WELL DAMN JOE!

Jill did well for herself….

Wowzer!

He’s always had swagger. Old age only enhanced it. Y’all have seen that mean side-eye and killer smile.

HOLY. SHIT! Damn Joe!

he look like the type who had a black girlfriend in college.

crissle:

meridiandreams:

amazingcynic:

baronessvondengler:

glimpseofgoldglitter:

loveistheessenceoflife:

mnlewis33:

classicamericanvirgo:

dan-and-his-hormones:

il-tenore-regina:

leogrigio:

anothervodkastinger:

No joke Joe Biden could seriously get it.

OH. MY. LORD.

HOT DAMN 

Awwwweee

That’s the VP! Well hot damn

WOW!!!

WELL DAMN JOE!

Jill did well for herself….

Wowzer!

He’s always had swagger. Old age only enhanced it. Y’all have seen that mean side-eye and killer smile.

HOLY. SHIT! Damn Joe!

he look like the type who had a black girlfriend in college.

kimmu88:

jazzumon:

fifty-shadesofgay:

castielsunderpants:

straighttohelvetica:

Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.

NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE REAL PEOPLE EVEN THE ANTAGONISTS THE WOMEN WERE GREAT IT WAS ALL GREAT. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOURE JEWISH, CHRISTIAN, MUSLIM, ATHEIST, WHATEVER ELSE IT DOESNT MATTER ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE AND ITS LITERALLY ONLY 90 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY AND EXPERIENCE THIS HERE JUST CLICK IT LITERALLY IT WILL OPEN IN A NEW TAB GO WATCH. 

also can we point out that none of the characters were white? like damn accurate depictions of Biblical characters

whispers this is one of my all time favourite movies

Lovely movie.

I love this movie

(via xxitsalwayssonni)

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

(Source: fingerblaster113, via xxitsalwayssonni)

whitehouse:

President Obama’s got some advice for Republicans in Congress: Help expand opportunity for more Americans.

(via fairydust-xx)

missjia:

Every single day. Please.

missjia:

Every single day. Please.

(Source: crookednose, via cakedupmakeup)

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